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Prayer - Garrett Fogerlie - 11-01-2011 12:53 AM

“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.” – Emo Philips


RE: Prayer - Martinuk - 11-01-2011 12:50 PM

There were these two boys who lived with their Grandma. They were about to go to bed but before they slept they prayed. The older son started to pray. He prayed about the day he had and about everything he had done. The younger son then started to pray, he prayed much louder than his elder brother, he prayed for bikes and toys, and when he finished the older brother asked him "Why are you praying so loud? God is not deaf" and the younger son responded and said " Yea but Grandma is"


RE: Prayer - MichelleJohnson - 01-13-2012 10:23 PM

(11-01-2011 12:50 PM)Martinuk Wrote:  There were these two boys who lived with their Grandma. They were about to go to bed but before they slept they prayed. The older son started to pray. He prayed about the day he had and about everything he had done. The younger son then started to pray, he prayed much louder than his elder brother, he prayed for bikes and toys, and when he finished the older brother asked him "Why are you praying so loud? God is not deaf" and the younger son responded and said " Yea but Grandma is"

It brings out humor, but is more about the innocence of a small kid.


RE: Prayer - Garrett Fogerlie - 01-14-2012 07:03 PM

(01-13-2012 10:23 PM)MichelleJohnson Wrote:  It brings out humor, but is more about the innocence of a small kid.

I'm not sure it is innocence.


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